If you have a problem if no one else can help and if you can find them maybe you can hire The A-Team. Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. They’re creepy and they’re kooky mysterious and spooky. They’re all together ooky the Addams Family. It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights. It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

Movin’ on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. And we’ll do it our way yes our way. Make all our dreams come true for me and you. We’re gonna do it. On your mark get set and go now. Got a dream and we just know now we’re gonna make our dream come true. But they got diff’rent strokes. It takes diff’rent strokes – it takes diff’rent strokes to move the world. Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny the last Battlestar – Galactica – leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest – a shining planet known as Earth.

I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you. I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you. Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its mission – to explore strange new worlds to seek out new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no man has gone before. So join us here each week my friends you’re sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on Gilligans Isle. Go Speed Racer. Go Speed Racer. Go Speed Racer go! Come and dance on our floor. Take a step that is new. We’ve a loveable space that needs your face threes company too. In 1972 a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Movin’ on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. And we know Flipper lives in a world full of wonder flying there-under under the sea. Said Californ’y is the place you ought to be So they loaded up the truck and moved to Beverly. Hills that is. Swimmin’ pools movie stars. But they got diff’rent strokes. It takes diff’rent strokes – it takes diff’rent strokes to move the world. Movin’ on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie. Their house is a museum where people come to see ‘em. They really are a scream the Addams Family. Baby if you’ve ever wondered – wondered whatever became of me. I’m living on the air in Cincinnati. Cincinnati WKRP.

Makin their way the only way they know how. That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow. These Happy Days are yours and mine Happy Days., “Straightnin’ the curves. Flatnin’ the hills Someday the mountain might get ‘em but the law never will.” The weather started getting rough – the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew the Minnow would be lost. the Minnow would be lost. Space. The final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Doin’ it our way. There’s nothing we wont try. Never heard the word impossible. This time there’s no stopping us. He’s gainin’ on you so you better look alive. He busy revin’ up his Powerful Mach 5. Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship. Baby if you’ve ever wondered – wondered whatever became of me. I’m living on the air in Cincinnati. Cincinnati WKRP. Just sit right back and you’ll hear a tale a tale of a fateful trip that started from this tropic port aboard this tiny ship. It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights. It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight.

No phone no lights no motor car not a single luxury. Like Robinson Crusoe it’s primitive as can be. I have always wanted to have a neighbor just like you. I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you. Makin their way the only way they know how. That’s just a little bit more than the law will allow. So lets make the most of this beautiful day. Since we’re together. Makin’ your way in the world today takes everything you’ve got. Takin’ a break from all your worries sure would help a lot. So get a witch’s shawl on a broomstick you can crawl on. Were gonna pay a call on the Addams Family. Got kind of tired packin’ and unpackin’ – town to town and up and down the dial. we might as well say… Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won’t you be my neighbor? In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain William Buck Rogers are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth five-hundred years later.

Go Speed Racer. Go Speed Racer. Go Speed Racer go! Texas tea. It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights. It’s time to meet the Muppets on the Muppet Show tonight. Fleeing from the Cylon tyranny the last Battlestar – Galactica – leads a rag-tag fugitive fleet on a lonely quest – a shining planet known as Earth. Fish don’t fry in the kitchen and beans don’t burn on the grill. Took a whole lotta tryin’ just to get up that hill. It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood a beautiful day for a neighbor. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Its a neighborly day in this beautywood a neighborly day for a beauty. Would you be mine? Could you be mine. Its mission – to explore strange new worlds to seek out new life and new civilizations to boldly go where no man has gone before. Why do we always come here? I guess well never know. Its like a kind of torture to have to watch the show. Doin’ it our way. There’s nothing we wont try. Never heard the word impossible. This time there’s no stopping us. In a freak mishap Ranger 3 and its pilot Captain William Buck Rogers are blown out of their trajectory into an orbit which freezes his life support systems and returns Buck Rogers to Earth five-hundred years later. So join us here each week my friends you’re sure to get a smile from seven stranded castaways here on Gilligans Isle? Movin’ on up to the east side. We finally got a piece of the pie.